What’s in a name? Interestingly,
in our society many of the citizens have legal names which are officially
registered at the Registrar General’s Department but yet nobody in the
community or family knows them by those names! I kid you not! Imagine a child
going to primary school about 11 years old, getting ready to take the examination
to enter high school. After all that time in the system the teacher finally realizes,
when the birth certificate is produced, that the pupil is not Alex as he is
commonly called but his name is…not Alexander… but Basil! How the
dickance could you call a child Alex and his name is not Alexander? Alexander
is not even his middle name! He is not the worst case as I met an older woman
once who told me that she has four different names. How so? At home they called
her “Cherry”. Off she went to elementary school run by the church. There her
baptism paper, which was apparently used to register her, had Mabel Adina. She
grew up thinking she was either of those names until time comes for her to
apply for a birth certificate…rude awakening! There was no record of Mabel
Adinah! A Mulvina Adinah born to her parents on her birth date is on record but
no Mabel in sight. Not even if you are drunk does “Mulvina” sound like “Mabel”!
Aside from the “M” sound nothing in common.
Why don’t we call persons by
their correct names? Why so many aliases or pet names?
I am the first to concede that
some of the names these days are plain ridiculous and I think that the parents
in trying to be “unique” end up giving the poor kids names that cannot be written
let alone pronounced properly. Some of us might have names that we wished we
had money to do a deed poll, because we just don’t like our names for some
reason or the other.
Of course, I refuse to get
into the topic of the STUPID names the celebrities call their kids as that is
just an effort for them to get some attention. I suspect many of these kids
will change their names first chance they get and I am sure they will let their
parents PAY dearly for giving them those fool-fool monikers.
To be fair, locally, the pet
names or aliases might serve some purpose as it tells you a little about the
person’s physical characteristics or personality. For example, if your alias is
“mawga foot” – you know that you are too skinny. I heard an obituary once with
a man called “bud foot” – I am picturing a man with his feet resembling a bird’s
feet.
If they call you “big ‘ead”; “fat
head”– you know your head size is on the enormous side of the scale; “big yeye”;
“toad yeye”; “frog yeye” “froggy” – you have bulging or protruding eyes.
“Foodie”, “Wanga gut”, “belly”,
“bigga” – yes, yes you got that right, you love food so much that it is
reflected in your extended gut! Diet anyone?
Pot Belly |
“Tall man”, “Tallist”, “short
man”; “shorty”; “stumpy” – of course, that depicts your height.
Not to mention the aliases
describing your complexion:- blacka, blacks, blackie, browny, browning, reds,
red man, red gyal….and the list goes on…
To be called “weed head”, “weed
seed”, “crack head” calls attention to the bearer’s love of marijuana
or other drugs.
“Wormy”, “Rusty”, “Rampuss”, “Dawg
heart”, “Doggie” “piggy” and all possible animal combinations have been used as
pet names.
Then there are some aliases
that I am at a loss to explain: - John Crow (is this person like a scavenger or
what?) duppy bat, rolling calf; duppy flim; ratta castle (do rat’s have
castles?), "gully pig"…
What are the weirdest pet
names/aliases have you heard?
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