Greetings friends! After an
unplanned three month hiatus, I am happy to be back! True, this is not how I envisioned
my return, perhaps a little flair is lacking, but hey, this is Jamrock and I am
here to rant so here goes…
Firstly, I am in a slight
predicament. A short outing this afternoon has left me struggling to decide
what designation I will give this day, Monday November 18, 2013. It is a
toss-up between BWIT Day and BED Day. What???!!
BWIT = Big Women in Tights
Day versus BED = Blinkin’ Eediaaat Drivers Day (To be
grammatically correct it should really be Blinking Idiot Drivers Day or BID).
In the space of one hour I
counted 17 women in tights!! I would love to know who the dickance
re-introduced the wearing of tights or leggings out in public as if they are
jeans or regular pants??!!! Back in the “old”
days you only wore tights under your baby doll dress or with a long t-shirt or
blouse that was almost at your knees!!!! At least the female ass-ets were
totally covered and that was fine!
Fast forward to 2013 and all
that has changed! Tights are now being paired with short blouses, crop tops,
tank tops – the key seems to be making sure that all of the ass-ets are fully
exposed! Oh and for special effect some wear skimpy tops with padded/push up
bras that seem to be two sizes too small.
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| Multi-colored leggings |
Anyway, of the 17 women I
counted in tights 11 of them were big women!!! Seriously! I am not going to get
technical on what fashion industry standards constitute as a “big woman”. By
the way, let me just say that I still do not get the notion that “00” is
actually a dress size! What is that??
Face it as women we come in
different sizes and shapes. Aside from the airbrushed celebrities and models in
the media as women we are not all the “perfect 10”. HOWEVER, and I am quite
serious here, some fashions are not for everybody! Not because you can afford
to buy something which is the current trend means that you should buy or wear
it!!!
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| Leopard print leggings |
In my honest opinion, if you
are a “level 3 or 4” woman (meaning you have 3 or 4 levels or “folds” to your mid-section)
plus an extra big, jiggling behind that makes Kim Kardashian’s butt looks miniature
in comparison – PLEASE STAY AWAY from the leggings and short blouses, DO ME A
BEG YUH!! I don’t care that “Christmas” is approaching and that your family in
New York has shipped “2 barrels” with a number of tights of all different colors,
leopard prints or abstract designs. Remember, leggings or tights are not generally
meant to be worn as a pair of pants! It has nothing to do with “confidence” or
having a “high self esteem”. Whatever outfit you choose as a female should
enhance your appearance not detract from
it.
Now for my local Jamrock
residents, I have few quick questions: Was the Road Code revised recently? When
the heck did overtaking on the unbroken white line or on a corner become legal?
(Actually overtaking on the corner is downright ‘TUPID!!) Is it now acceptable
to blow your horn near a school? How about parking a BIG, DUTTY OLD TRUCK up
on a sidewalk forcing pedestrians, including small children, to walk in the
busy thoroughfare? True, I have noticed
an increase in these infractions lately but today I witnessed all of them in a
short span of time!!!
Did I mention the MORON in the silver BMW who was “texting”
while driving??!!! YES!! He actually had his head down texting away while
driving! I have designated him “EEEDIAT Driver of the month”!
So tell me, what should it be
BWIT Day or BED Day?
